Wednesday, October 15, 2008

LATE NIGHT CREEP'N [R&B MIXTAPE] DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!!!!

Thats right. I bring you another dope ass mixtape along with DJ Gwap. Download it NOW!

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CHECK OUT MY NEW INTERVIEW ON ALMOSTAHATER.BLOGSPOT.COM

Thanks to my homegirl Taylor who interviewed me and we had a great time doing it.
Check her blogspot out at ALMOSTAHATER.blogspot.com ! I love the name of her website. We can all relate. She's got great articles and doesn't copy and paste like most other hiphop websites and blogs. Thanks again to ALMOSTAHATER !!

Friday, October 10, 2008

FRE$H DA BARBER X GRIND MODE [INTERVIEW]

Another interview for you faithful people that actually read my blog. Thats all 6 people!

Here's the episode summary:

FRE$H DA BARBER presents GRIND MODE. What happens when you mix an old lady that smokes spliffs, a impromptu STREET FIGHTER 2 "jooking" session and what one female really thinks about FRE$H, well you've got some hilarious moments. Included is a brief history on "jooking" and the dance known as the "wu tang" and one reason why you should go see GRIND MODE

Enjoy!

Fresh Stop Being So Fresh

I need a girl with an ass so big I call her rhinocerous ass.

That ass run wild.

And its big too.

I go to walgreens and waste one bottle of baby oil on her big ass all the time.

My pinky loves her pink ass hole.

Pinky meet the other Pinky.

Thanks for reading!

One Crazy Story....Right?

one time I took a picture of a Charms Cherry blowpop right?

next to this girls coochie for added flavor right?

made it all cherrylicious right?

and then I showed it to my friend and he was like BOOMBACLAT!

BOOOOOOOOMBACLAT!

he asked me can I do that to her to?

I said how much you gonna pay me?

starts laughing right....

how much you gonna pay me?

So he bought me a whole box of Charms BlowPops at Costco....

On sale for 3.99 an 100 count.

Can you believe that?

Boombaclat!

Sometimes you want to tell someone you want to fuck their girl ....

and sometimes you just want someone to buy you a big box of Charms BlowPops....

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Play Me And Your Gonna Die!

Yep, you will. Not figuratively speaking though. Just on XBOX 360 you will. Take me on in Gears Of War. Send me a message, I'm always up for a challenge.

Monday, October 6, 2008

I'm Part Of A Secret Society Where All We Do Is Play Videogames

Yes, welcome and be seated. No one beholded the prophecy of the elite secret gamer but yes we are many. I started when I was 4 years old playing COLECO VISION and then immediately graduated to NINTENDO when I was about 6 years old. I can faithfully remember the day I came home from school and my father told me he had one of the best videogames that he purchased for me hidden somewhere in the house. I look and look and there it goes, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!. While my friends are playing SEGA GENESIS and playing the dookie pants off of Altered Beast I'm faithfully playing my NINTENDO. Years later I get a GameBoy from NINTENDO and then I pick up a SUPER NINTENDO with even better graphics. Then the NINTENDO 64 comes out and I get my girlfriend to play GOLDENEYE with me. I can never forget playing N64 and GOLDENEYE with my girlfriend and having amazing teenage sex. I mean she bought a N64 to play that game with me at her house. And did I tell you? She made me a meal everytime I literally beat that ass. Then the SONY PLAYSTATION comes out. Metal Gear, Tekken, Crash Bandicoot, Final Fantasy, Parasite EVE and the list goes on.

I play videogames every night for social interaction with people across the globe. I'm not a computer nerd but I'm a excessive videogame player. I don't play many videogames but as well as reading videogame websites and magazines related to them I'll play just one game for awhile and then further down the week jump into something else. I play videogames online in a well respected community of players for players, XBOX LIVE, with like minded people from literally any age. I have a friends list with gamers who at the core are pretty much like me. We connect every night play for hours and talk to each other and we even have each others phone numbers to let one another know to log on to play. Most people are not in our immediate area and we probably will never meet and really do not want to. We discuss videogames, we break them apart, we set up clans of team members that are fun and elite at playing videogames. We talk about what videogames we are going to buy. We insult each other every night with your momma jokes and personal things we get to find out about each other. Most of us have no lives except for videogames and our jobs and our families and hide this part of ourselves from the world. Most of us play with real friends we invite over to our house and then connect with our friends online. Some of us like myself don't have too many friends that play videogames so we play them with people we meet online. These are my friends, good friends to rely on to save my life in a game (and maybe in real life) and to talk to about problems I might be having. Yes it gets deep. You might look at me and say he doesn't look like a gamer and I am indeed. If your lucky and live next to me you might hear me hooting and hollering at somebody, cursing them out and telling them that their momma sucks worst than them. You might think I'm crazy if you live next to me and hear me going crazy and yelling and having a conversation with someone on the phone or in my house. However I'm not crazy. I'm talking into my headset probably pissed that I lost a match and discussing that with the rest of my teammates. Let me introduce you to myself FRESH DA BARBER aka FRESH X 1000000, one of the toughest players online on XBOX LIVE to play, all considering the game I'm playing. Welcome to my world.